1,999 PAGEVIEWS and the science of Deduction.

OKAY so
1,999 PAGEVIEWS!!! how awesome is THAT?
Well, its probably 2,000 now because I type so slow :/

BUT ANYWAYS, the more important thing I wanted to brag about is that I got to go all Sherlock Holmes on my bio teacher yesterday!
Yeah-yah. He asked us to "deduce" hypotheses about his life from the statement "my three daughters got bat mitzvah'd on July 2nd." Most of the class came up with the obvious things like "they're jewish," and "they're triplets." But nonono I had to be the try-hard in the class and I totally went overboard with deducing. I cheated A LITTLE but who cares....
The great thing was that I was totally spot on. I assumed he was atheist and his wife was jewish, and I was right!
"Shot in the dark, a good one though."
I would try to post the rest of what I said but it would sound totally ridiculous, but if you're absolutely DYING to know, let me know in the comments and I'll tell you.